βBut she slapped you naβ It was Tai teasing Kenny.
He was laughing so hard, holding on to his side, twisting every which way. A really exaggerated laugh. Kenny was not at all finding it funny, and he was making no effort to hide it as he retorted;
βAlmost, almost oooo just almost and she apologised and still she no gree for youβ
βBut she sha apologized because I spoke to herβ
βTo both of us, she apologised to both of us not just to youβ
Kenny had this habit of emphasising almost everything he said, a habit Tai usually found annoying but at the moment he just wanted to laugh at his twin. Very few people could tell them apart, but there were a number of distinguishing features. Tai was a couple of shades darker, a left arm that twisted a little bit inward at an awkward angle. Kenny was the goofy one while Tai was almost always grumpy. On occasion however Tai went off character and would just go absolutely goofy as well. For some reason Kenny never found these moments funny and when these moments arose, he became the grumpy twin.
Sixteen year olds, although they appeared slightly older, they were the only children of an Architect dad; Femi Brownson and an accountant/nurse mum (well she worked in an audit firm but she administered injection and drugs to her children). They asked why she did not work in a hospital and she told them it was because she was no longer a nurse. They were kids at the time and as children who want to be in the know, they asked more questions;
βMum, so if you are no longer a nurse why are you giving us injections?“
βBecause I am a trained nurseβ
βSo why are you no longer a nurse then?β chirped kenny
βBecause I am now an accountantβ
βWhy mum?β asked Tai
βDo you want an injection on your lower lip?β
βNo mumβ it was a subdued chorus.
So take your pills and go to bed. βErrrmmm mumβ¦β it was Tai again. She gave him the look. βNothing mum, look Iβm swallowing my pillsβ¦naniteβ
Even now, over a decade later, the βlookβ still had the same effect on the twins. Today they were returning from their JAMB classes. It was early evening and though the sun was still up, the weather was really cool. It was one of those evenings when the leaves looked greener and the air felt really clean. A few minutes earlier, they had seen a really pretty girl about their age. She had on a blue polka dot dress, her hair was packed behind her head in a tight bunβwhich was a strange style for a girl her age and she has a pair of tortoise shell framed glasses perched on her dainty little nose and no jewellery whatsoever. In all she came off as a very pretty, somewhat fragile, nerd. The twins were at that point in their lives honing their toasting skills and Kenny was quick to throw his brother a challenge. She was walking across the neighbourhood basketball court and they could see her from the foot path on which they were walking but she was yet to sight them,
βOya na show us your toasting skills oooo, abi she no fine?“
βNo na shebi you say Bob style is sure fire and there is no girl that will not fall for it, Kenny this is your chance to prove itβ
Bob was one of their friends who seemed to exert a lot of influence on Kenny, he went to school with them and stayed in their neighbourhood and Kenny simply took his opinion on anything as the law.
βNo no no no, you try your luck first, I am sure she will fall for my toasting so use your own chance first and then when you have failed ehn? When you have failed ehen, ching chingβ
He mimed the action of pulling the lever on a slot machine. In reality both of them were nervous but none was willing to admit this. Neither had actually ever toasted a girl. So Tai walked on to the court, while Kenny continued walking down the path. With his heart beating faster than the rockstar beating a drum, he part walked part stumbled up to the girl,
βHi, hello, afternoon sorry evening, I mean good dayβ βget a grip manβ he told himself at which point she turned to look at him. No smile no frown, nothing but a blank stare and his mouth just went absolutely dry. So dry that he feared his tongue would rip apart if he tried to move it.
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